Marketing Explanation

Explaining marketing concepts to Students in a different manner :-

 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. "Marry me!" - *That's Direct Marketing"*



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -*That's Advertising*"



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry
me - *That's Telemarketing*"


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - *That's Public Relations*



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - *That's Brand Recognition*



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "*That's
Customer Feedback*"



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - *"That's demand
and supply gap"*



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she
goes with him - *"That's competition eating into your market* *share"*